I'm Spent

I had a very productive day today. Here's the list of completed activities:

1. Cut the grass
2. Went to Home Depot to buy Weed Eater wire
3. Weed-ate (Trimmed all the edging)
4. Cleaned all the weeds out of the front beds (which took about 2 hours)
5. Picked up dog shit in the yard
6. Cut a bunch of weeds/bushes out of the back yard
7. Used the blower to clean the driveway
8. Put topsoil down where the dumbass pizza driver ripped up the topsoil and grass seed that we put down last weekend
9. Put in new tree edging
10. Went back to Home Depot to buy hedge trimmers
11. Re-spread the mulch

So, now I'm having some beers. Imagine that. I'll be sleeping in tomorrow, so don't call until after 12. Or else I'll have to kill you.