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Washer

Stove

Dear Lord....

Tonight started a Woot-off. Don't miss out, you just might get some good Christmas gifts for super cheap. (BTW, did you notice how white trash I just sounded?)

Just My Luck

Boo hoo squish squish. I was pulling into Walgreen's today and all of a sudden I heard a loud bang. Then my steering went all weird. I got out because I thought I might have had a flat tire. Nope. I drove further and realized something worse was the deal. So I parked. And here is the final result. :-(

Today's Public Service Announcement

Lots & Lots of Pictures 'n Shit

Well, my camera worked overtime this weekend. Between our favorite bartender's going away, my nephew's birthday and the infamous Luau, there are hours of viewing pleasure. Here are the different galleries, if you so desire.

Brenda's shindig

Andrew's 7th birthday

Steve & Rick's Luau

Thanks for playing and come back again soon. Don't forget to have your pets spayed or neutered.

More P-town Pics

So, these are some of the pics that were on my phone. I especially like the one of SP with his tranny trick.

What the Hull...

Why the fuck is it 100 degrees here and going to be 102 tomorrow, when places like Findlay, OH are flooding? Christ on a cross. I'm going back to Provincetown, betches. Oh, and we get a break on Saturday. It's only going to be 91. I'm sick and tired of this heat - it's giving me beef stew in my drawers.

Public Service Announcement

OK, so I stole this picture from Chris's website, but I laughed my ass off.

Provincetown 2007

This year's P-Town trip was fucking fabulous! We did some things that we haven't in the past (ie: the circuit cruise) and met more fun, cool people. I was just happy that the Immodium kicked in and didn't cause any of my organs to fall out. Here are some pictures to view. Here are more from Chris's collection. The trip home, however, was another story. I don't have the energy to give the whole story, but let's just say that there were some very high seas, a lot of puking, and I've decided to never fly Delta again. Overall, we had another great year in Provincetown. I highly recommend it. Oh yea, here are a couple of videos on Youtube. P-Town Video #1

P-Town Video #2

P-Town Video #3

Enjoy.

Signing Off For a Week

Well, hookers, I'm offline after tonight for a while. It's P-Town Carnival 2007, and it couldn't come quick enough. Have fun in the heat, bitches. We'll be relaxing in 70 degree weather, drinking by the beach and shopping our asses off. Oh yeah, expect a drunk dial from me, because it WILL happen. Smell ya later.

Yesssss, More Kelly

I Wish I Was This Lucky Person

The story behind this (although it's been debated about being a hoax) is that a guy bought a house with a "farm building" on the property. Apparently, the doors were welded shut, so previous owners never bothered trying opening them. Well, regardless of the authenticity of the story, whoever found this is G D lucky. Check it out here.

Gettin' the Fuck out of Dodge

I'm so ready for vacation to get here. We leave on Friday to go to Provincetown, MA for a week. This 90-100 degree heat is getting very old and I am looking forward to 75-80 degree weather. Plus, it's Carnival week next week (think of a gay Mardi Gras). So, while all you tards are sizzling in the heat, I'll be drinking on the beach. Don't be jealous, it makes you look old.

Elmer Davis Lake 2007

So, we once again had a great time at my parents' lakehouse this weekend. Not only was it the infamous 127 Yard Sale, but it was the yearly get-together in Owenton, KY. The stifling heat, the freak monsoon rainstorm on the lake, and the many spots of random dog shit didn't stop us from having fun. Here are some pictures that I took. And here are pictures that Chris took. I just hope that all the Kentucky-ites made all the money they were hoping for. After all, a new trampoline doesn't come cheap.

This better fucking work

I hate Cincinnati Bell

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So, I Sorta Kick Ass

At least in my mind. I bought a wireless print server and connected it correctly. It's awesome because I can hit print anywhere in the house and print shit. Even though it's only about 15 steps away from where I usually am, I can now be a WOL and print from wherever my ass is parked. I love it. Plus, Chris can print from either of his computers too. Now, if I feel like printing a kick-ass photo, I won't have to trek upstairs. I'm all about sloth. It's so much easier. BTW, I bought a LinkSys. OK, that's as computer geeked I get. Swear to God. Love ya, mean it.