Ready for the Dysfunctional Holidays

Chris and I busted our asses in the yard and on the house today since it was such a nice day. For those of you who care, we cleaned gutters, raked all the beds, laid 13 bags of mulch, cut the grass, put up wreaths on the windows, ERECTED the Christmas tree, strung lights, cleaned the first floor, and put spotlights on the house. I think that covers it...although I may have missed something. So, enjoy the day and night pictures of our duds. Next, I'll post day and night pictures of our asses, so that you can see how we busted them. Needless to say, we're ready for the alcoholidays now. Celebrate with me and crack a beer. Mmmm, that's good, isn't it.

BUSTED

I caught the little bitch in action. Of course we knew she was up on the bed during the day because of all the dog hair littered on the comforter (and the occasional toy left up there). But, this says it all. Hannah rules 1584 Stanford.

P.S. She's laying on my side of the bed. Go figure.

It's Almost That Time Again

We Have a 3 Car Garage Now

Who'd a thunk? We were wondering what to do with the little car over the winter - put it storage, buying a car cover and store it outside, store it at Jim & Rob's. But, we came up with a creative solution that works brilliantly! Now I just have to learn to not pull into the garage at Mach 6. In fact, I bought two of those old person rubber stoppers to put on the floor so that I don't T-bone the Triumph. Now if I can figure out how to fit in the boat I bought Chris for Christmas....

I'm Sad

I have to have a root canal.

Fun In The Mountains

Well, this year's Gatlinburg trip is officially over. The house that we stayed in was amazing and the best by far. Even though there were fewer people this trip, we still had a great time. Here are more pictures of the chaos. The End.

It's That Time Again

Yes, it's time for the yearly gay Gatlinburg trip. This year, we got a phat brand new chalet. Literally, it was finished about a month ago. Too bad some people ditched out on this trip - this will be the best place of all that we've stayed at. So, we'll be thinking of everyone while we're playing pool, drinking, playing Texas Hold 'Em, drinking, sitting in the hot tub, drinking, drinking, enjoying the mountains, and drinking. The picture is a glance into the past, but, don't fret....I'll post pictures of this year shortly after this weekend. Here's where we're staying this year...pretty fucking tits. Oh, and by the way, don't try robbing our house while we're gone, because Hannah will bite your dick/tits off AND we have a house sitter. So, ha. You can just go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself. (A reference to an earlier blog).

The Best Part of Today

Is that the political commercials are OVER!!! I about threw rock through the TV this week listening to all the negative campaining that interrupted my programs (during the commercials). Yes, I said programs like an old lady would...on purpose. Now I can go back to being a vegetable in between my shows and won't turn into an annoyed crazy person. It's a good thing too because I think I'm about to get my period.

I Can't Wait to See This!!!

Who wants to shower at my place?

I have a clean, working, non-leaking bathtub again. I ripped out all the old caulk, cleaned out the mildew, re-caulked, snaked the tub, Liquid-Plumred and cleaned like a mother-fucker. It's like a brand new, old bathroom. So, who wants to shower? Only cute people are invited. Oh, and I hope you don't mind webcams.