My Favorite Scrubs Character

Do I Have Something on my Face?

Cornhole Update

Like you really care...but today was more or less take 2 steps back and 1 step forward. I ripped off the old tops (with the incorrect hole size), with Chris's help. Thanks honey. I then went to Homo Depot and bought new 24"x48" pieces of plywood, along with more sandpaper and hardware to attach the legs. I got home and cut the CORRECT size holes and attached the tops. Then I called it quits. I'll save sanding for another day, since it's a bitch and a half. Then I can paint and put on the finishing touches. So, send me your advanced reservations for play. I'll see if I can squeeze you in.

Son of a Bitch

So, I'm about 3/4 of the way done building my cornhole set and I realize that I cut the holes too big. Fuck!! The website I was working from was very confusing, and after reading other sites, I realized I screwed up. So, that means I have to re-do about 1/2 of the work I've already done. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interview

Kathy Griffin: Gwenyth, so how long have you two been togther?
Gwenyth Paltrow: What do you mean????

Kathy Griffin: Stella, so how long have you two been together?
Stella McCartney: Two yea-as.

Pictures From Camping

Are here. It was a lot of fun, even though it was like a muddy mosh pit on Friday night. The rest of the weekend was fucking gorgeous. We need to do it more often, so let us know when you bitches want to go.

A Shameless Plug

Yes, I need to be paid. So, forward this onto everyone you know. Oh yea, it might save your life.

My Back is Achy

I finished putting down mulch in front of our house today after work. It took a few hours, but our house fucking rocks. Chris also bought some gi-normous hanging plants and installed a slow drip irrigation system so that we don't have to bother with them much. So, next time you're driving down Stanford Avenue, just look for the jungle of flowers...that would be our house. Pictures to come soon. I'm just too lazy to take any now. What did you WOLs do tonight?

Watch and Enjoy

This is Rob & Jim's favorite song.

Pegleg Update

Hannah is not Pegleg anymore, but rather, a lamp. The good news is that her leg is healing up very nicely. However, she does not appreciate her new decoration and keeps bumping into everything. The good thing is that she only has to wear it until Thursday. But, I have a feeling she isn't going to forget this for a long time. And she'll make us pay!

Hmm, and it's not located too far away....

Looky.

See Ya Suckers

We'll be camping here this weekend. A weekend getaway is way overdue. But, don't try breaking into our house while we're gone, bitches, because our ferocious watchdog will bite your face off. She's staying at home with a sitter. We'll be thinking of you all. Not really.

We're Going Camping This Weekend

And what better way to go than to go in this?? Do you like?? Chris is going to kill me.