Monday, February 26, 2007

So, I Think the Party was a Success

Chris's 40th birthday party ended up going over without any major hitches (besides having to change location). I'm pretty sure a good time was had by all that made it. In the end, I think there were probably about 45-50 people that showed, but people trickled in and out, making the crowd very manageable. I would post some pictures, but, alas, my fucking camera is still broken. Rick Newell took several for us during the night, so I hope to be able to post some of his once he copies me on them. Thanks to everyone that showed up - I know that Chris and I had a blast. For those of you that said you would show up and didn't, well, go fuck yourselves. Just kidding. You people saved me on the bar tab.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Cold Weather

Chris and I were watching the news tonight and the anchor came up with a theory. His theory: Cold temperatures have thwarted murders in Cincinnati. (OK, I'm making up the numbers), but, in January there were 12 murders. in February, there were none until today (1), and it's because murderers are apparently pussies to cold. Hmmm.... me thinks news anchors should stick to what they do best, which would be reading cue cards. And wearing makeup. Then again, I'm talking about local newscasters.

Oh, and by the way, I have heard that Kit Andrews is truly a bitch. One of my friends was her producers. Kit = Evil Whore

I love the presidents

Not because I'm particulary into politics, but because I have the day off tomorrow. I went into work on Friday and someone mentioned the long weekend we have to look forward to. I was like, "what?" And then I was like, "Fuck an A! Sweet!" So, here I sit, watching Iron Chef where the secret ingredient is asparagas. Yuck. Regardless, this is a fun show. And all thanks go out to the presidents. Otherwise, my fat ass would be in bed.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Things to do when your co-workers go on vacation





In Stimpy's Words....."JOY"

From the local news website:

...But don’t expect to have it so easy Tuesday. A winter storm beginning overnight Monday is expected to bring freezing rain and sleet, and will ultimately dump between six and 10 inches of snow on the area, snarling on rush hour traffic both ways on Tuesday.

Monday, February 05, 2007

You Gotta Love the '70s

I want Bing Bang Boing.

I Neva Bin So Heppy in ma hol life!

Heavy Snow Warning

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE WILMINGTON OH
421 PM EST MON FEB 5 2007

INZ073>075-080-KYZ089>096-OHZ077-078-060530-
/O.CON.KILN.HS.W.0001.070206T1800Z-070207T0600Z/
RIPLEY-DEARBORN-OHIO-SWITZERLAND-CARROLL-GALLATIN-BOONE-KENTON-
CAMPBELL-OWEN-GRANT-PENDLETON-HAMILTON-CLERMONT-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...VERSAILLES...LAWRENCEBURG...
RISING SUN...VEVAY...CARROLLTON...WARSAW...BURLINGTON...
INDEPENDENCE...ALEXANDRIA...OWENTON...WILLIAMSTOWN...FALMOUTH...
CINCINNATI...MILFORD
421 PM EST MON FEB 5 2007

...HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 1 PM TUESDAY TO 1 AM
EST WEDNESDAY...

A HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 1 PM TUESDAY TO 1 AM
EST WEDNESDAY.

A CLIPPER SYSTEM WILL BRING SNOW TO THE AREA LATE TUESDAY MORNING
INTO THE EVENING. WITH THE ARCTIC AIR IN PLACE ACROSS THE
REGION...IT IS LIKELY THAT 3 TO 5 INCHES OF SNOW WILL FALL DURING
THIS TIME.

REMEMBER...A HEAVY SNOW WARNING MEANS SEVERE WINTER WEATHER
CONDITIONS ARE IMMINENT OR HIGHLY LIKELY.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Leo

OK, I agree with most of it, but I love to work???? I think that piece is a tad bit off.

Leo
(July 23 – August 22)

Leo boys have strong characters, if they decide to live openly, they will be most flamboyant. If they decide to hide and refuse their sexual orientation, they'll live two different lives. They like adventures in love and harbor some false feelings toward their lovers. They enjoy playing with the feelings of others but need to be loved and wanted anyway. It’s very usual to see the Leo boy in more than one love relation, they enjoy playing the Casanova roll. They are very intelligent, and love to work. They are fortunate enough to obtain high job positions and have an excellent economic situation. A lot of gay boys want to have a relationship with this boy. Their behavior is usually comical and slapstick. They need to be the center of everyone's universe. They are arrogant and want to be noticed. They'll do anything to obtain their goals. They are too emotional, and do not fall in love very often, but when they do there are rockets flying through the air and ships coming into port. They are always sure of themselves because they know a big star illuminates over them. This is one of the most daring and valorous gays of the zodiac. They love situations and accepting big dares.