Why are Oreos so Fucking Good?

I bought a pack of them, which I never do, but have torn through about half the pack in three nights. It's one of those foods that I rarely buy - and thank God because I'd be a house - that I forget taste so good. Another cookie, since I'm on the subject, are Nutter Butters. They rule, aight? Another fucking yummy food are the Hussman's jalepeno kettle chips. Again, I could eat the whole bag in one sitting. At the same time, my mouth would be on fire, but I am capable of doing it. One last vice of mine are Reece's Peanut Butter Cups. If I were stranded on a desert island, that would be what I'd want. An endless supply. And some insulin.