There Are No Good Gay Bars in Cincinnati

This town's gay bars suck. Maybe one exception would be Hamburger Mary's, but the bar area is currently closed for expansion. Carol's sucks - it's all old men and very little bar area. The Pipeline closed, Spurs closed, the Dock is the worst of all. Apparently there is one that opened on Broadway, but my friend Jim went and said it was a dirty dump. Then you have Simon Says that is just WRONG. The Serpent isn't really my scene, although I might have to make it my scene considering what we have to work with here. Why does Dayton, OH of all places have a way fucking cooler club than here? Cincinnati sucks.