Job Hunting Sucks

I just spent a good 3 hours looking for jobs in the Cincinnati area. No matter how many attractive jobs there might be, the whole process just blows. Anymore, you can't just submit a resume, you are redirected onto the company's site and have to fill out additional interest forms or have to take a survey to see how much of a fit you are with their company. Fuckheads. Either I'm going to take the first job I am offered or I'm just going to start playing the lottery. No, that's a lie. And don't even get me started on the interviewing process. Why do I keep chasing companies out of Cincinnati? All I want to do is get vested! UGH.