Off To Chicago

I have to go to Chi-Town for work tomorrow to attend some focus groups on Noxema. Yeah, baby. I'm flying out tonight though so that I don't have to catch an early morning flight tomorrow. Oh, and my hotel is just off the magnificent mile. What does that mean? Shopping. I'm not a typical gay man who likes to shop. In fact, I'm pretty much the opposite. But, I feel that it's my duty to take advantage of the situation since I'll be right there. Plus, I need a new winter coat and gloves; they're both about 4 years old. I have an image to conform to at P&G, yo.