An Un-Perk of Being Unemployed

Since I'm here at home during the day playing Mr. Mom, I feel like I should put myself to good use. Well, I decided to clean the whole house today and came to the conclusion that clean sucks, especially in the massive house we live in. Dusting, swiffering, vacuuming, cleaning bathrooms and windexing glass surfaces is not very fun when it takes 4 hours. Keep in mind, it's like cleaning a two-family house, since that was what our house was until it was converted into a one-family. If anything, it will be a nice surprise for Chris when hu gets home. Once I start my new job (making 6 figures), I'm hiring a fucking maid.