I Swear To God

I have been to Home Depot more times in the past week than I can count. I've been there for 8 bags of mulch, a sprinkler, edging to go around our tree, bulbs, a bird feeder (that they didn't have), a burning bush, and brackets to hold up a curtain rod. I should just have Sara Lee pay them directly instead of me. They haven't seen the last of me though - Chris is planning a list of chores to take care of when I'm playing Mr. Mom.