Why Do Mondays Blow So Much?

I can go into work on a Monday morning and not have any meetings on my calendar. It never fails that somehow, meetings seem to appear out of thin air. It's like people need to punish other people since they didn't work for the prior two days. I've resigned to the fact that Mondays will never be productive work days. They will be filled with retarded meetings. So, tomorrow, I blocked off the entire day as busy time on my Lotus Notes calendar so that I can actually get some work done. Am I brilliant or what?