Boo Hoo, You Pussies

For God sakes, it's a roller coaster, people! You should expect to get thrown around, tossed around and shaken. ESPECIALLY on a wooden coaster. Get over it. The Son of Beast has been meticulously scrutinized the past few days because some people complained about being hurt on the ride. Well, guess what, dumbasses, it's GONNA happen at some point. That's the risk you take when going on a man-built adreneline-filled ride. "Take your chances" should be the sign in front of every ride built. Go figure, the Cincinnati Enquirer has to report it like it's a car bomb going off. Well, I'm sorry to those people who got a boo-boo...but they should have known that their safety is NOT guaranteed on an amusement park ride. As for the Enquirer, I understand if you're hard up for a story now and again, but otherwise, act like a real newpaper and chase after the important things. Maybe you should watch CNN.COM for some hints.