Forgotten Terms

I watched Smoky & The Bandit I and II this past weekend...don't ask, I was bored. BUT, there are some classic curses/insults that have virtually disappeared from the American vocabulary. What, you ask, could they be? Well, the first is sum-bitch. As in, that sum-bitch just hit my car! The second is tick-turd. I think this one is self-explanatory. Regardless, I think we need to revive these forgotten gems. So, use them frequently, you sum-bitchin' tick-turds!