Thursday, December 20, 2007
Retarded Craziness
OK, so, Target was a fucking madhouse tonight. And people get really rude around Christmastime. And some kids need to stay at home and release their energy playing OUTSIDE like we did when we were kids. I find it funny when it's supposed to be a jolly, joyous time of the year, but in reality, some people turn into fucktards. Sometimes, even assholes. I guess it's the holiday season that brings the other personalities in people. Who knows. Regardless, just keep your guard up as you do that last minute shopping.
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Why is it that some people are so devoid of a sense of humor? Naturally, I'm referring to Matt Loos's latest squibs. The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to derail Matt's effete little schemes. Nevertheless, he has a knack for convincing predaceous bums that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to keep us perennially behind the eight ball. That's called marketing. The underlying trick is to use sesquipedalian terms like "pseudoparenchymatous" and "cinematographical" to keep his sales pitch from sounding loquacious. That's why you really have to look hard to see that Matt's monographs are merely a stalking horse. They mask his secret intention to place our children at imminent risk of serious harm.
Matt's adherents are merely ciphers. Matt is the one who decides whether or not to foment goofy forms of political tyranny. Matt is the one who gives out the orders to promulgate partisan prejudice against others. And Matt is the one trying to conceal how he loves getting up in front of people and telling them that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by bumptious pompous-types for the purpose of population reduction. He then boasts about how he'll waste taxpayers' money sooner than you think. It's all part of the media spectacle that is Matt Loos. Of course, he soaks it up and wallows in it like a pig in mud. Speaking of pigs and mud, I'll tell you what we need to do about all the craziness Matt is mongering. We need to shield people from Matt's snivelling and recalcitrant deceptions.
Having already explained that history has once again proved me right, let me now state that Matt's responses to my attempts to weed out people like Matt who have deceived, betrayed, and exploited us generally involve crying, whining, and wrapping himeself in a self-protecting mantle of superiority. In this case, one cannot help but recall that this is not the first time I've wanted to give parents the means to protect their children. But it is the first time I realized that he maintains a "Big Brother" dossier of information about everyone he distrusts, to use as a potential weapon. Is your name listed in that dossier? People often ask me that question. It's a difficult question to answer, however, because the querist generally wants a simple, concise answer. He doesn't want to hear a long, drawn-out explanation about how Matt has remarked that granting him complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air. This is a comment that should chill the spine of anyone with moral convictions. To make sure you understand I'll spell it out for you. For starters, my purpose here is not to redefine in practical terms the immutable ideals that have guided us from the beginning. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that dictatorial bloodsuckers serve as the priests in Matt's cult of sex-crazed snobbism. These "priests" spend their days basking in Matt's reflected glory, pausing only when Matt instructs them to expose and neutralize his enemies rather than sit at the same table and negotiate. What could be more mischievous? No, don't guess; this isn't audience participation day. I'll just tell you. But before I do, you should note that he has been trying to convince us that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash. This pathetic attempt to cause an increase in disease, nihilism, crime, and vice deserves no comment other than to say that I overheard one of Matt's hatchet men say, "All it takes to start a rabbit farm is a magician's magic hat." This quotation demonstrates the power of language as it epitomizes the "us/them" dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to preserve the peace. I've left out many criticisms of Matt Loos from this wailing wall of a letter. Nevertheless, I warrant that it's a start -- a philosophical space where we can plant a new flag symbolizing all that is wrong with Matt.
Haha Chris, nice one. Pussy. :-p
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