Signing Off For a Week

Well, hookers, I'm offline after tonight for a while. It's P-Town Carnival 2007, and it couldn't come quick enough. Have fun in the heat, bitches. We'll be relaxing in 70 degree weather, drinking by the beach and shopping our asses off. Oh yeah, expect a drunk dial from me, because it WILL happen. Smell ya later.

Gettin' the Fuck out of Dodge

I'm so ready for vacation to get here. We leave on Friday to go to Provincetown, MA for a week. This 90-100 degree heat is getting very old and I am looking forward to 75-80 degree weather. Plus, it's Carnival week next week (think of a gay Mardi Gras). So, while all you tards are sizzling in the heat, I'll be drinking on the beach. Don't be jealous, it makes you look old.