Heaven

Chris made Christmas cookies this past weekend. I just had an iced sugar cookie and it's like having an orgasm in your mouth. This is going to be dangerous - I'm going to be 1100 pounds by the end of the week. I'm about 3 cookies away from a scooter as it is. On the flip side, Chris put the oven on self clean. The house reeks. I'm going to end up going to work smelling like a dead skunk tomorrow.