Orgasmic Fun

Now that I have your attention, I'll tell you all about Carnival 2006 in Provincetown. The title says it all. It was every bit as enjoyable as having an orgasm without the mess. Although someone there WAS A MAJOR MESS. (Whore-wise, that is). Regardless, we had another great group this year, as well as a few random additions...thanks to Rob P, Peters, Rob H, and yours truly. Highlights of the trip include (all of which include explanation):

• Wheelie's Varla treat
• "Bow-wow"
• "Lemonade for sale - Fifty Cents"
• 7 for 7 (SLUT)
  
• Cell phone mishap
• "OH SHIITT!!!!!!"
• 3 break-downs (gay men crying)
• Theme Song: Promiscuous by Nelly Fratado
• "Those guys are notorious" - quote from a random's friend about all of us
  

Well, that's aboot it for now. I'll fill you all in on the rest later. In the meantime, I have to concentrate on practicing bulimia. In a week's time, I turned into a pot-belly pig. Oink, oink.

Oh yeah, here are the pictures, Stephanies.