Douchebag

Just in case you were wondering...

Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB, doucherama, doucher, douche turd, douchington, or simply douche are considered pejorative terms in Australia, the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada and New Zealand. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s.^[4] Initially, it was used to insult a woman, originating as an insult derived from lesbian activities.

The Naked News

OK, so they just did a story on the Naked News on one of those entertainment shows. Access Hollywood or something. The idea is not a new one - it's been around for quite a while. But, why don't they offer men stripping also? I mean, c'mon, they are limited themselves to 50% of an untapped market! I'd drop Channel 5 news in a second if we could have someone like Reichen stripping and reporting the news.

And Another Great Scene

Jack & Cher

This has to be one of the best Will & Grace scenes ever.

Disgusting!

They're Almost Ready

But, they will be complete for this weekend. Guaranteed. So, get your throwing arm ready, losers. Stanford Avenue is going to be a smackdown.

Another 70s Classic

One of the best shows ever

Shut the Fuck UP

Look here, gays...especially ones that listen to BPM on XM radio. DJ Joe Bermudez is going to be spinning at Cincinnati Pride this weekend! Here is proof, fools. I can't believe there is actually going to be someone that can mix some good music coming to the 'Nati. Get prepared, all. Oh yea, and don't forget that Chris and I will be hosting pre and post Pride on Stanford Drive. Get your drinking shoes on boys, it's going to be a long, fun day. (And all new cornhole sets to use)

Memories.... la la la la la la la.........

My old website

My Favorite Scrubs Character

Do I Have Something on my Face?

Cornhole Update

Like you really care...but today was more or less take 2 steps back and 1 step forward. I ripped off the old tops (with the incorrect hole size), with Chris's help. Thanks honey. I then went to Homo Depot and bought new 24"x48" pieces of plywood, along with more sandpaper and hardware to attach the legs. I got home and cut the CORRECT size holes and attached the tops. Then I called it quits. I'll save sanding for another day, since it's a bitch and a half. Then I can paint and put on the finishing touches. So, send me your advanced reservations for play. I'll see if I can squeeze you in.

Son of a Bitch

So, I'm about 3/4 of the way done building my cornhole set and I realize that I cut the holes too big. Fuck!! The website I was working from was very confusing, and after reading other sites, I realized I screwed up. So, that means I have to re-do about 1/2 of the work I've already done. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interview

Kathy Griffin: Gwenyth, so how long have you two been togther?
Gwenyth Paltrow: What do you mean????

Kathy Griffin: Stella, so how long have you two been together?
Stella McCartney: Two yea-as.

Pictures From Camping

Are here. It was a lot of fun, even though it was like a muddy mosh pit on Friday night. The rest of the weekend was fucking gorgeous. We need to do it more often, so let us know when you bitches want to go.

A Shameless Plug

Yes, I need to be paid. So, forward this onto everyone you know. Oh yea, it might save your life.

My Back is Achy

I finished putting down mulch in front of our house today after work. It took a few hours, but our house fucking rocks. Chris also bought some gi-normous hanging plants and installed a slow drip irrigation system so that we don't have to bother with them much. So, next time you're driving down Stanford Avenue, just look for the jungle of flowers...that would be our house. Pictures to come soon. I'm just too lazy to take any now. What did you WOLs do tonight?

Watch and Enjoy

This is Rob & Jim's favorite song.

Pegleg Update

Hannah is not Pegleg anymore, but rather, a lamp. The good news is that her leg is healing up very nicely. However, she does not appreciate her new decoration and keeps bumping into everything. The good thing is that she only has to wear it until Thursday. But, I have a feeling she isn't going to forget this for a long time. And she'll make us pay!