Waterloo!

Yes, that would be myself and Momma re-enacting the Waterloo scene from Muriel's Wedding. And damn, look at Momma's hair! Good thing we've grown up since then.

Van Jumping

This is awesome. I want to do this!

DirecTv SUCKS

We were out with our friends tonight having dinner a couple of drinks. Of course, we were all excited to get home and watch some good old Thursday night Must See TV. I'm so glad that we have DirecTv. It was such joy to watch our recorded favorite shows and having pixelation throughout all the episodes. It made for such a fun night of fill in the blank comedies. Then again, who's to say it's DirecTv. We've noticed that the local stations' HD programming have been fucked up in the past on several occasions. Regardless, we are not at all thrilled with the current HD service. Oh yea, it didn't rain tonight, so no dice there. Lesson learned for all you readers: if you expect a guaranteed recording while you're gone, don't count on it.

The More You Know (like the commercials): Rely on DirecTv, just like you do your local weather forecaster.

See, I Told Ya

I haven't written in over a week. That's sick. Anyway, I've been spending a lot of my time on my closet re-invention project. Let me break it down. I took out all my clothing, shoes, crap, whatnot, etc. I removed all the shelving and supports from the walls and started to paint. When I say started, I mean started, because I'm still not finished yet. Let me put it this way: after 3 coats of paint, the mother fucking walls are still not right. I won't go into the boring-ass details, but I had to take a hiatus after 3 days in a row of working on a 2 day project. So, all my shit is still scattered throughout the upstairs. I had zero desire to make it day 4 tonight. So, instead, I worked in the yard (considering it was 75 degrees outside). I also put gas in the Triumph and got is started. The brakes decided not to work so well, but at least I got it moved from the winter parked position to the summer parked position. (Note the picture). Anyway, the Godforsaken closet WILL get finished this weekend. I can guarantee that. Or else you can call me a liar. Which...would...be...true.

Yes, I've Been a Slacker

I haven't blogged in 4-eva. Like, totally. It's because I've been watch too much damn TV. Like now, for example (Deal or No Deal has me mesmerized). I have a feeling I won't be getting much better about it in the next several months too, since the weather is FINALLY getting warmer. Sidebar: the current contestant on DOND is a huge muscle-daddy wearing a kilt. Odd. But kind of hot. Back to slackerishness... I will also not be watching as much TV in the future because I have a closet to repaint and reconfigure. And we have a 1970 Triumph that could definitely use some upgrades. So, there. Piss off.

You've Got To Be Kidding Me

Fly Delta

Ebonics Airways

Shirley Q Liquor at the Dock!

Church Slave

30 Rock

OK, this show if brilliant. I thought that Lorne Michaels may have been washed up, but, no. It's totally worth spending a half hour a week listening to Tracy Morgan, Liz Lemon, Jack Donnegie, etc, etc. And you can't dismiss Jenna Maroney. She plays such a good dumb whore. Anyway, Chris started watching this show and I belly-ached about it for a while. However, I'm glad he made me watch, because I'm hooked now. Brilliance. That's all there is to it. You racist. (From the show). Check it out.

So, I Think the Party was a Success

Chris's 40th birthday party ended up going over without any major hitches (besides having to change location). I'm pretty sure a good time was had by all that made it. In the end, I think there were probably about 45-50 people that showed, but people trickled in and out, making the crowd very manageable. I would post some pictures, but, alas, my fucking camera is still broken. Rick Newell took several for us during the night, so I hope to be able to post some of his once he copies me on them. Thanks to everyone that showed up - I know that Chris and I had a blast. For those of you that said you would show up and didn't, well, go fuck yourselves. Just kidding. You people saved me on the bar tab.

Cold Weather

Chris and I were watching the news tonight and the anchor came up with a theory. His theory: Cold temperatures have thwarted murders in Cincinnati. (OK, I'm making up the numbers), but, in January there were 12 murders. in February, there were none until today (1), and it's because murderers are apparently pussies to cold. Hmmm.... me thinks news anchors should stick to what they do best, which would be reading cue cards. And wearing makeup. Then again, I'm talking about local newscasters.

Oh, and by the way, I have heard that Kit Andrews is truly a bitch. One of my friends was her producers. Kit = Evil Whore

I love the presidents

Not because I'm particulary into politics, but because I have the day off tomorrow. I went into work on Friday and someone mentioned the long weekend we have to look forward to. I was like, "what?" And then I was like, "Fuck an A! Sweet!" So, here I sit, watching Iron Chef where the secret ingredient is asparagas. Yuck. Regardless, this is a fun show. And all thanks go out to the presidents. Otherwise, my fat ass would be in bed.

Things to do when your co-workers go on vacation

In Stimpy's Words....."JOY"

From the local news website:

...But don’t expect to have it so easy Tuesday. A winter storm beginning overnight Monday is expected to bring freezing rain and sleet, and will ultimately dump between six and 10 inches of snow on the area, snarling on rush hour traffic both ways on Tuesday.

You Gotta Love the '70s

I want Bing Bang Boing.

I Neva Bin So Heppy in ma hol life!

Heavy Snow Warning

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE WILMINGTON OH
421 PM EST MON FEB 5 2007

INZ073>075-080-KYZ089>096-OHZ077-078-060530-
/O.CON.KILN.HS.W.0001.070206T1800Z-070207T0600Z/
RIPLEY-DEARBORN-OHIO-SWITZERLAND-CARROLL-GALLATIN-BOONE-KENTON-
CAMPBELL-OWEN-GRANT-PENDLETON-HAMILTON-CLERMONT-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...VERSAILLES...LAWRENCEBURG...
RISING SUN...VEVAY...CARROLLTON...WARSAW...BURLINGTON...
INDEPENDENCE...ALEXANDRIA...OWENTON...WILLIAMSTOWN...FALMOUTH...
CINCINNATI...MILFORD
421 PM EST MON FEB 5 2007

...HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 1 PM TUESDAY TO 1 AM
EST WEDNESDAY...

A HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 1 PM TUESDAY TO 1 AM
EST WEDNESDAY.

A CLIPPER SYSTEM WILL BRING SNOW TO THE AREA LATE TUESDAY MORNING
INTO THE EVENING. WITH THE ARCTIC AIR IN PLACE ACROSS THE
REGION...IT IS LIKELY THAT 3 TO 5 INCHES OF SNOW WILL FALL DURING
THIS TIME.

REMEMBER...A HEAVY SNOW WARNING MEANS SEVERE WINTER WEATHER
CONDITIONS ARE IMMINENT OR HIGHLY LIKELY.

Nitsch Nitsch

Leo

OK, I agree with most of it, but I love to work???? I think that piece is a tad bit off.

Leo
(July 23 – August 22)

Leo boys have strong characters, if they decide to live openly, they will be most flamboyant. If they decide to hide and refuse their sexual orientation, they'll live two different lives. They like adventures in love and harbor some false feelings toward their lovers. They enjoy playing with the feelings of others but need to be loved and wanted anyway. It’s very usual to see the Leo boy in more than one love relation, they enjoy playing the Casanova roll. They are very intelligent, and love to work. They are fortunate enough to obtain high job positions and have an excellent economic situation. A lot of gay boys want to have a relationship with this boy. Their behavior is usually comical and slapstick. They need to be the center of everyone's universe. They are arrogant and want to be noticed. They'll do anything to obtain their goals. They are too emotional, and do not fall in love very often, but when they do there are rockets flying through the air and ships coming into port. They are always sure of themselves because they know a big star illuminates over them. This is one of the most daring and valorous gays of the zodiac. They love situations and accepting big dares.