Happy VALENTIMES DAY

I mean, happy early Fourth of July everyone.   So, I haven't written on here in a while...I've been a lazy bastard posting youtube videos or pictures.    Well, what can I tell you?   There's not a whole lot of excitement going on in Northside at the moment.   Although, Northside always has a 4th of July parade.   So, if anyone is interested in drinking at 11:00 in the morning, let me know.   We'll be out there.   Oh yeah, our fence is FINALLY complete.   The assholes at Mills Fence decided to put the gate in today.   That means we won't have to worry about Jack or Hannah taking off after any other dog-walkers going by.   Which is nice.  (An obvious rip-off from Caddyshack)   What else.   I'm drinking a nice glass of pinio grigio right now.   It's money.   <---  I HATE that term, it's so straight guy guido-wanna-be.    Anywhoo, that's about it here.   So, write me a check after reading this and I'll be your friend.   Love ya, mean it.

Rob's Grajitation

Here are some pictures from Rob's graduation party. It was a very fun time and I stayed sober the whole time. Congrats again, Roberto!!

Pride 2008

Thanks to Nosaj for putting this fun video together. Enjoy, betches.

Pride Weekend Pictures

Hey, y'all, I just got back from living in Australia for several weeks, but I made it back in time for 2008 Cincinnati Pride weekend. Here are more pictures, if you so desire. Thanks to everyone for coming over and spending wonderful, quality time with us! And I apologize for almost burning the house down with the grill. Oooops.

This More or Less Happened

When we went to Cleveland for Mother's Day, Chris's parents' dog Rosie (a chi-weenie) was threatening Jack this way. Jack was actually a bit intimidated. That's why this is so appropriate.

I'm Putting This Up to Get that Damn Video off!

How pretty!

So, what's new?

OK, I decided to write a real blog post instead of constantly embedding videos...it's been a while. Plus, every time I go onto my blog, that stupid fucking "Ballbuster" commercial always just started playing and it got annoying. So, if there are any people that remotely look at my blog anymore, I thought I'd give you an update on what's going on with Chris and I. Let's see....we've been getting estimates on fencing in our back yard. *oh, how gruesomely exciting!* To prep, I've been cutting down lots of overgrown crappy "bushes" such as honeysuckle. But, it's been taking 4-eva. fageddaboudit. Another milestone in the Stanford household is that we'll be getting Jack neutered on Monday. I asked for his nuts in a jar. I thought it would be rad. We also decided we need to have the Triumph towed so that we can actually drive it this summer. It needs a decent amount of work, mainly brakes. Stopping helps. What else........ I bought new pillows yesterday. OK, I know when to end things. I got nothin. What's new with you pricks?

Stinky McStink Face

This is my all-time favorite commercial for Orbit gum. Awesome.

Caught in the Moment

Check this site out. Pretty friggin' funny. And, by the way, word.

Brilliant!

Excellent New Toys

From Crackle: Role Models

2008 Flooding

Here are some pictures of the flooding that happened, or is happening, rather. These were taken down by the Ohio River by the Serpentine wall and also along Riverside Drive (Eastern Avenue) at Schmidt Field. Kinda neat to see, although I'm glad I don't live along the banks. Here are more pics.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Simpsons Fans...Watch This

The Simpsons Voices

With My Luck, This Would Happen To Me

Jack & Hannah Playing in the Snow

Need a Good Lock?

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Jay Leno and Anti-Helium

This is a trip! I want some of this stuff.

In Case You Like Free Stuff

I found this on a blog that I stumbled upon:

On my recent trip to Burger King I made a little departure from my main stay and decided to do a little covert ops. I found the coupon code book for free whoppers and chicken sandwiches.

All you have to do is get a reciept from a burger king that has a survey box on the back. Instead of calling the number and wasting your time just follow these instructions for free no hassle food.

Here are the instructions:

• Find a reciept with the telephone survey on the back.
• Where it says to write the code and place the two letter code followed by 5 numbers (hint: Numbers do not have to be in any order or value except that there has to be five of them) for which month you are currently in.
• Example: WH 12345 the only thing they will check are the two letters.
• You still have to buy any size fry or drink but you will always get a free sandwich of your choosing.

Month Codes:

Based on which month your are in choose the two letters that coincide with that month.

1. Jan = BB
2. Feb = LS
3. Mar = JH
4. April = PL
5. May = BK
6. June = WH
7. July = FF
8. Aug = BF
9. Sept = CF
10. Oct = CK
11. Nov = CB
12. Dec = VM

Hope this helps when the craving hits.

Human Skate Board

Stop Motion Human Skateboard - Watch more free videos

So True

Look at this.

This is Amazing

Stupidity

Take This Test

Click on the picture to see bigger. Then put in the comment section your answer. As for me, NOT.

Tragic Choices

Click here.

Great Experiment!

This is just not right

But fucking hilarious.

Would?

Alice In Chains is such an awesome band. RIP Layne Staley, the lead singer who died from a speedball overdose. Regardless, I fucking love their music - there is something about the grunge sound that will never die with me. Would? is probably my favorite song by them. Next would be Again. They're both on below. Enjoy, non-Gen-X-fuckers.

Blogging on the run

I'm trying out this feature to see if it works, betches.

Sent from my iPhone

I Love Dot

Are you black? Does it hurt?

WORD!

Click this pic

New Years 2008

Here are a few pics from our New Years celebration at Chris & Brian's house. It was a very fun time, and I think it also convinced Chris that he needs to get a Wii. Thanks again, guys, for a great time.

Oh yeah, one more little goodie here: Looky

Happy New Year

Wishing you all a very healthy, happy, and prosperous new year. Betches.

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