The Weekend Was a Blast

Here's a quick couple of pictures - I don't have the energy to go into detail tonight. I'll fill you in more later. Time for bed. But, congrats to Melanie and Jeff.

Nashville. More Than I Expected...

I was only down there for 2.5 days, but I had a good time. I stayed at the GAYlord Opryland Hotel per my earlier post and all I have to say is...wow. It's friggin' big. And nice. While there, we also hit Boundary's (a pretty cool restaurant) and also Wanna B's (a karaoke bar). I'm not one for karaoke. However... I had a good time. Per my last post, I made an ass out of myself, but I wasn't alone. The craziest part is that I spent time with my co-workers and saw MANY in rare form. It was a true bonding experience. Here's just an example of the night: I was dragged up on stage to do karaoke to "I'm too sexy." Let me tell you, it was NOT a sexy performance. Regardless, it was a blast. Thank you, Nashville, for showing a first-timer a good time. And, thank you, work, for paying for a sweet place to stay. Next on deck: A weekend in Cleveland. To be more specific - a wedding, a Reds/Indians game and a birthday. Then, next week, 3 days in research in 3 different cities. Yes, people, I'm fucking important these days. Who knew?

Oh My God

I danced last night. In front of work people. With work people. I'm so ashamed (and will never live this down).

On The Road Again

I'll be heading to Nashville, TN tomorrow for work. Another sales meeting. Another two days of being away from home. Work's a bitch, ain't it? I'll be staying at some infamous hotel while there - the Opryland Hotel. Apparently it's like some kind of small city in itself. If that's the case, I'm thinking it could be a lot of fun. Then, I come back on Thursday to do laundry so that we can then drive to Cleveland on Friday. My friend Melanie is getting married on Saturday - I hope the weather stays nice for her! Then on Sunday, Chris and I are going to the Reds/Indians game with his parents and we're going to see the Indians get SPANKED. Afterwards, we will be celebrating his sister (LW)'s birthday. After all that, we'll have to wake up early on Monday and drive back to the 'nati so that I can work a half day from home. UGH. I'm going to be wrecked by next Monday. But, hey, it'll be fun while it's happening.

Mr. Susan's Birthday

Everyone has to wish DougBillSusan a happy birthday. Hu is only 39 (times 2) this year. I must say, she keeps the K of C Hall in Forest Park oh so very prrrreeeetttty.

You Want to See a Fucked-up Movie?

If so, just rent the movie Hostel. It is good - but also disturbing - yet at the same time, fucked up. It was one of those train-wrecks that you can't take your eyes off of. Go figure, Quentin Tarantino was affiliated with it, so you know it's going to be a mind-fuck. Regardless, the movie just might be a buyer. If you know me at all, it takes quite a bit to buy a movie. Anyway, if you're feeling in the mood to see a spooky/reality-shock/darkly-creative flick, I highly recommend Hostel. It will definitely help you (not) sleep at night.

So, We Went and Did It

No, not sex, you pervs. We don't do that. Gross. We bought my dream, I mean, OUR dream car today. Yes, I, I mean we, bought a car off Ebay and picked it up today. It's a 1970 Triumph TR6 and it's friggin' the bomb. It definitely has its little quirks, but what can you expect from a 36 year old car? It's older than I am!! Anyway, we love it and can't wait to show it off to all of you in person. Here are more pictures of it. The most amazing thing to me was climbing out of it and getting into my car - I felt like I was riding in an SUV when I got into the IS300 - that's how low to the ground you sit. I take that back...the most amazing thing was the entire experience. You just have to ride in it/drive it to understand. So, take a number, bitches, and we'll come and pick you up.

What To Get Dad?

My dad has everything. He's the type that goes out and buys whatever he wants before anyone else can get it for him. So, Father's Day is coming up and I've got no clue what the hell to get him. Typical. This happens every year. I think this year it's going to be a card and a pat on the back. Any suggestions????

Pride Was Fun

Another Pride Parade took place in the usual entertaining fashion. We ended up having about 16 people over beforehand and not quite as many afterwards. Luckily, the rain held off, as the weather dudes were saying it was likely to rain. Good thing it did hold off, because I forgot my damn umbrella. Anyway, the parade was fun even though it seemed to be a little shorter than last year. Here are more pics of the festivities. Now another week of work to look forward to. I can't wait.

Now That I'm Stuck on Music...

Do any of you ever listen to Daft Punk? I find it very interesting that they never show their faces. Literally. I've only been able to find one picture of the artists without being in disguise. It was from the early '90s I think. Since then, the only pictures of them you can find on the internet is with masks on or crazy robotic faces. This picture is the only one I came across where they're not hiding themselves. It's kind of ingenious/freaky. But, if anything, they've kept me intruiged. I just tried uploading the video Around The World to my internet server, but it wouldn't work. It's brilliant. Let me know if you'd like to see it and I'll send it to you. Anyway, just an interesting observation. I'm not very observant, so this is a rare occurance. Savor it, buttholes.

Whoa, can you say stoned?

Have you ever looked up the lyrics to Len's "Steal My Sunshine"? They HAD to have been on some serious drugs when they wrote this song. Don't get me wrong, it's a great song...beatwise, etc. But, check out these lyrics:

i was lying on the grass on sunday morning of last week
indulging in my self defeats
my mind was thugged, all laced and bugged, all twisted round and beat
uncomfortable three feet deep
now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
impaired my tribal lunar-speak
and of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
so i missed a million miles of fun

i know it's up for me
if you steal my sunshine
making sure i'm not in too deep
if you steal my sunshine
keeping versed and on my feet
if you steal my sunshine

i was frying on the bench slide in the park across the street
l-a-t-e-r that week
my sticky paws were into making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
an incredible eight foot heap
now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tear in a staring under heat
involved an under usual feat
and i'm not only among but i invite who i want to come
so i missed a million miles of fun

i know it's up for me
if you steal my sunshine
making sure i'm not in too deep
if you steal my sunshine
keeping versed and on my feet
if you steal my sunshine

i know it's done for me
if you steal my sunshine
not something hard to see
if you steal my sunshine
keeping dumb and built to beat
if you steal my sunshine

my sunshine
if you steal my sunshine


If that isn't acid talking, I don't know what is.

Help Me

Wish Rob a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Rob, happy birthday to you. And many more..... (although I don't know how that's possible). Haha, just kidding.

Ghetto Comics

You HAVE to check out The Juggernaut, BITCH! P.S. Turn down the speakers if you're at work or just wait until you get home.

Another Interactive Post

OK, go here and figure out when you're going to die. Me - I'll live until I'm 80 years old. Damn, I have lot longer to go. What to do... How much longer do you saps have before you croak?

Your Porn Name

I'm sure you've all heard this one before, but you can easily figure out your pornstar name by putting together your first pet's name and the street you grew up on. Mine pretty much sucks, but I've heard some really good ones. Mine is Thui (Too-E) Rutledge. What is yours, you slutty people?

Cincinnati Pride Festival 2006

This coming weekend is Pride in Cincy. On Sunday, there will be a parade starting in Clifton at Burnett Woods and it will travel all the way down into our wonderful neighborhood, Northside. Chris and I plan on going to join in the festivities, and we think you should too. I mean, who doesn't want to see thousands of gblt's taking over the streets of the 'nati? Be there or die.