Wow

I can't believe I haven't done anything with this crappy blog for over a year. Killer...I'm done for another year.

Happy VALENTIMES DAY

I mean, happy early Fourth of July everyone.   So, I haven't written on here in a while...I've been a lazy bastard posting youtube videos or pictures.    Well, what can I tell you?   There's not a whole lot of excitement going on in Northside at the moment.   Although, Northside always has a 4th of July parade.   So, if anyone is interested in drinking at 11:00 in the morning, let me know.   We'll be out there.   Oh yeah, our fence is FINALLY complete.   The assholes at Mills Fence decided to put the gate in today.   That means we won't have to worry about Jack or Hannah taking off after any other dog-walkers going by.   Which is nice.  (An obvious rip-off from Caddyshack)   What else.   I'm drinking a nice glass of pinio grigio right now.   It's money.   <---  I HATE that term, it's so straight guy guido-wanna-be.    Anywhoo, that's about it here.   So, write me a check after reading this and I'll be your friend.   Love ya, mean it.

Rob's Grajitation

Here are some pictures from Rob's graduation party. It was a very fun time and I stayed sober the whole time. Congrats again, Roberto!!

Pride 2008

Thanks to Nosaj for putting this fun video together. Enjoy, betches.

Pride Weekend Pictures

Hey, y'all, I just got back from living in Australia for several weeks, but I made it back in time for 2008 Cincinnati Pride weekend. Here are more pictures, if you so desire. Thanks to everyone for coming over and spending wonderful, quality time with us! And I apologize for almost burning the house down with the grill. Oooops.

This More or Less Happened

When we went to Cleveland for Mother's Day, Chris's parents' dog Rosie (a chi-weenie) was threatening Jack this way. Jack was actually a bit intimidated. That's why this is so appropriate.

I'm Putting This Up to Get that Damn Video off!

How pretty!

So, what's new?

OK, I decided to write a real blog post instead of constantly embedding videos...it's been a while. Plus, every time I go onto my blog, that stupid fucking "Ballbuster" commercial always just started playing and it got annoying. So, if there are any people that remotely look at my blog anymore, I thought I'd give you an update on what's going on with Chris and I. Let's see....we've been getting estimates on fencing in our back yard. *oh, how gruesomely exciting!* To prep, I've been cutting down lots of overgrown crappy "bushes" such as honeysuckle. But, it's been taking 4-eva. fageddaboudit. Another milestone in the Stanford household is that we'll be getting Jack neutered on Monday. I asked for his nuts in a jar. I thought it would be rad. We also decided we need to have the Triumph towed so that we can actually drive it this summer. It needs a decent amount of work, mainly brakes. Stopping helps. What else........ I bought new pillows yesterday. OK, I know when to end things. I got nothin. What's new with you pricks?

Stinky McStink Face

This is my all-time favorite commercial for Orbit gum. Awesome.